Re-title a well known Film, Book, or even a video game.

[Gyppo]

The Seven Pillows of Wisden.

The story of the search for the The legendary inflatable neck supports of the English Cricket Team Selectors, which enable them to stay upright and appear interested even when watching the most banal of matches in the search for rising stars

[Jo Bannister]

Jiminy - cricket!  An account by an England fan of the test series they won.  No sequel, obviously.

[Gyppo]

Run Silent - Run Deep

A picaresque little low budget 'art house' film, fortunately in black and white, about a dysentery outbreak on board a nuclear submarine.

[Jo Bannister]

Mine Camp - Hitler's other book, about his days as a Boy Scout.

[Spell Chick]

Mine Craft - Hitler's final book on the crafts made with blocks during his Boy Scout days.

[Mr. Barry]

Sleeveless Metal Jacket

Behind the scenes look at the upcoming season of "Project Runway".

[Jo Bannister]

Catch One - the first in a long series

[Spell Chick]

Ghost Buster - the story of Buster Keatons's life

[thatollie]

Ghost Buster - the story of Buster Keatons's life

Shouldn't that be the story of his afterlife?

[Jo Bannister]

A Bridge Too Far - the autobiography of a disgraced dentist

[Gyppo]

Kelly's Heroes

A tribute film about the workers at the Guinness Brewery

[Mark Hoffmann]

The Remains of The Dago

A heartwarming biopic about Mussolini's corpse.

[Dansinger]

To mock a killingbird

The true story about a young wannabe hero who had the gall to mock a killing bird, and had to pay a high price for his foolishness.

[Mark Hoffmann]

The Last Dingo in Boris

A story about a wild dog with a penchant for politicians and butter.

[Gyppo]

Poor Boris...  You're on form today, Mark ;-)