Watcher in the Rye
A documentary expose, revealing how for the last thirty years (at least), the FBI has been secretly monitoring ordinary American citizens with micro-bugging devices embedded in every whiskey glass and bottle of rye whiskey.
The American police are furious that this data wasn't shared, thus enabling them to catch more drink-drivers.
Beer drinkers feel slighted that they weren't also targeted.
Paranoid souls who have gone teetotal as a precaution have yet to hear of the 'Soft Touch' surveillance system in every fizzy can on sale in the supermarkets.
