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Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question... Another ThatOllie Game
« Reply #510 on: March 01, 2021, 09:12:14 AM »
Why on Earth did you order the Brussels sprouts kabab?

No one told me to take it off.
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« Reply #511 on: March 01, 2021, 09:14:17 AM »
Why are you wearing cricket pads on your elbows?



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« Reply #512 on: March 01, 2021, 01:56:18 PM »
How did you lose your virginity?

The clown did it!
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Re: If This is the Answer, What is the Question... Another ThatOllie Game
« Reply #513 on: March 04, 2021, 07:16:59 AM »
Who started the riots at the American Capitol Building?





That's why we didn't go home.
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« Reply #514 on: March 04, 2021, 09:29:04 AM »
Did I see the bailiffs at your house yesterday, dismantling the whole thing and taking it away on a low-loader?

It's the only way I know to ruin a poached egg.
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« Reply #515 on: March 04, 2021, 01:57:24 PM »
What had that poor squirrel ever done to you?

She held them up with optimism and a couple of blue elastic bands.
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« Reply #516 on: March 04, 2021, 03:03:05 PM »
How did the "Saucy Sue" manage to fly the Blue Peter and ensign as she left port with a broken flag-halliard?

I thought it was a badger in the coal-hole.

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« Reply #517 on: March 04, 2021, 03:38:15 PM »
What was your first thought when you saw Gyppo's beard?

There's no such thing.
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« Reply #518 on: March 06, 2021, 11:36:12 AM »
What do you think about your non-judgemental in-laws?



He threw it down the manhole.     Now referred to as a maintenance hole.


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