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Re: We all have questions
« Reply #4470 on: May 22, 2020, 01:53:23 PM »
I wonder if anyone noticed that I forgot to ask a question earlier? Don't tell.
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« Reply #4471 on: May 22, 2020, 02:34:29 PM »
I sure as hell noticed. But I'm so nice I wasn't going to say anything. I wasn't going to mention that I figured it was a missing a for the o, but the scolded just made me laugh. There was a lot of stuff I wasn't going to say. What should I say instead?
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« Reply #4472 on: May 22, 2020, 05:27:28 PM »
Was it Jesus or Popeye who said: In the land of scalded doodahs, the woman with the scolded doodah is queen?
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« Reply #4473 on: May 23, 2020, 12:38:17 AM »
It doesn't really sound liturgical, does it?  Popeye, on the other hand, said many nonsensical things.  Probably a spin off from his Spinach addiction.

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« Reply #4474 on: May 23, 2020, 12:43:09 PM »
Do you think of him whenever you eat spinach?
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« Reply #4475 on: May 24, 2020, 12:35:06 PM »
I can't stand cooked spinach out of a can, so Popeye isn't my main movie star person. Who is your favorite movie star?
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« Reply #4476 on: May 25, 2020, 02:42:18 PM »
I don't think I have one favorite star, but I have seen a couple of good flics starring Steve Carrell recently. Have you seen Welcome to Marwen?
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« Reply #4477 on: May 27, 2020, 04:09:12 PM »
I haven't. I haven't seen Tiger King, either. Or really, anything. I've been watching educational crap on the Great Courses. Most amazing thing I learned in the last week:

Did you know that between 10 and 12 of those huge ass cargo ships sink every year?
I had no idea. But they are huge and top heavy and don't do well in some of the very large storms the oceans can kick up. And they can't get out of the way fast enough.

I also learned it is more ecologically sound by weight to put something from China onto one of those big boats and move it and all the other crap in all the other containers to the US than it is to move the thing from say, San Francisco to NYC by truck over land.
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« Reply #4478 on: May 27, 2020, 06:04:51 PM »
10 or 12 out of how many? If that's out of 15 that's really shit but at least explains why sailors always want to get pissed.
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« Reply #4479 on: May 28, 2020, 02:23:08 PM »
So, I just banned a new member with no posts. His / her username was Viagra Coupons.

Do you think that was a valid preemptive strike, or am I being overly cautious?
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« Reply #4480 on: May 28, 2020, 02:29:21 PM »
Did you confiscate his wares?
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« Reply #4481 on: May 28, 2020, 02:31:13 PM »
I don't know where his wares have been. How do you spell ew?
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« Reply #4482 on: May 28, 2020, 03:03:23 PM »
Human mules It's enough to put you off your recreational drugs, isn't it?
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« Reply #4483 on: May 28, 2020, 03:36:28 PM »
So, I just banned a new member with no posts. His / her username was Viagra Coupons.

Do you think that was a valid preemptive strike, or am I being overly cautious?

Valid ;-)

If he was genuine he'd have called himself Erect1.

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« Reply #4484 on: May 28, 2020, 11:59:06 PM »
Does quoting a question count as asking a question? Asking for a friend.
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