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Re: We all have questions
« Reply #5250 on: April 04, 2021, 03:47:04 PM »
Are we veering towards complicated arithmetic?
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« Reply #5251 on: April 05, 2021, 03:05:38 PM »
Is this getting a bit too convoluted?
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« Reply #5252 on: April 05, 2021, 05:10:28 PM »
How wide is the area between convoluted and 'too' convoluted?
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Re: We all have questions
« Reply #5253 on: April 05, 2021, 05:19:55 PM »
Would this be a question of mental 'wavelengh'?

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« Reply #5254 on: April 05, 2021, 06:02:49 PM »
Is that something to do with nutters surfing?
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Re: We all have questions
« Reply #5255 on: April 10, 2021, 10:34:44 AM »
Only if they are surfing the net.

Aren't you glad you don't need a surfboard to surf the net? What do you surf the net with? ;D
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« Reply #5256 on: April 10, 2021, 10:49:20 AM »
Wouldn't an open mind, a healthy dash of cynicism, and a well worn delete button for nasty people be a good starting kit?

The exact hardware is relatively unimportant.

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« Reply #5257 on: April 18, 2021, 02:09:36 PM »
So, how is your Sunday going?
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« Reply #5258 on: April 29, 2021, 08:06:00 AM »
Considering, it is officially the first five minutes of Thursday, pretty good.


Where did Patti go?
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« Reply #5259 on: April 29, 2021, 12:01:18 PM »
I don't know. Should we send out a search party? A Patti party, if you will?
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« Reply #5260 on: April 29, 2021, 12:17:04 PM »
How does one track a Patti? Listen for grunting and the click-clack of the crochet needle?
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« Reply #5261 on: May 02, 2021, 09:27:41 PM »
Would that be a click-clack, Patti whack?
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Re: We all have questions
« Reply #5262 on: May 03, 2021, 02:41:08 PM »
I was watching a comedian last night who talked about the most boring party he ever went on. It was BYOB, someone brought in the cops, and this one guy never did show up. Search Parties, according to him, were the worst kind of parties ever.

Isn't that a bit of a coincidence?


He also had a favorite sandwich. I bet you can't guess what it was! Ice cream.
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