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« Reply #1575 on: March 25, 2021, 03:16:57 PM »
A wolf in the woods found a track
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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« Reply #1576 on: March 25, 2021, 08:30:48 PM »
A wolf in the woods found a track
laid down by Hendrix on Smack...

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« Reply #1577 on: March 26, 2021, 07:58:29 AM »
A wolf in the woods found a track
laid down by Hendrix on Smack...
So he tried to foxtrot
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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« Reply #1578 on: March 26, 2021, 01:46:04 PM »
A wolf in the woods found a track
laid down by Hendrix on Smack...
So he tried to foxtrot
and looked more like a bot
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« Reply #1579 on: March 26, 2021, 02:22:54 PM »
A wolf in the woods found a track
laid down by Hendrix on Smack...
So he tried to foxtrot
and looked more like a bot
but kept trying and soon got the knack.

A foxtrotting wolf in the wood 
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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« Reply #1580 on: March 26, 2021, 02:24:23 PM »
A foxtrotting wolf in the wood
is quite clearly up to no good

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« Reply #1581 on: March 26, 2021, 02:27:20 PM »
A foxtrotting wolf in the wood
is quite clearly up to no good.
He may eat your granny
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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« Reply #1582 on: March 26, 2021, 02:31:07 PM »
A foxtrotting wolf in the wood
is quite clearly up to no good.
He may eat your granny
or grab at her fanny

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« Reply #1583 on: March 26, 2021, 06:57:41 PM »
A foxtrotting wolf in the wood
is quite clearly up to no good.
He may eat your granny
or grab at her fanny
She sure wishes that somebody would.

(not sure if this is American fanny or British fanny)
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #1584 on: March 26, 2021, 07:39:06 PM »
To further confuse things...  In The Royal Navy a fanny is a large pan for boiling liquids.  In a ship's galley you may well find a large bubbling fanny of soup.  So...


In the Navy a fanny's a pan

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« Reply #1585 on: March 26, 2021, 08:02:15 PM »
In the Navy a fanny's a pan
of soup that would cheer any man
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« Reply #1586 on: March 27, 2021, 12:10:48 PM »
In the Navy a fanny's a pan
of soup that would cheer any man
but off of the ships
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« Reply #1587 on: March 27, 2021, 01:13:22 PM »
In the Navy a fanny's a pan
of soup that would cheer any man
but off of the ships
they'd rather scoff chips
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« Reply #1588 on: March 27, 2021, 03:26:27 PM »
In the Navy a fanny's a pan
of soup that would cheer any man
but off of the ships
they'd rather scoff chips
or ridiculously sumptuous flan.
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