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Mark Hoffmann

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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #525 on: March 09, 2021, 11:10:33 AM »
Unlikely, you say? Probably because he likes goose eggs.

The most likely reason is that he believes that having a goose will win him votes. The second most likely reason is that he's having an affair with it. The third most likely reason is that he's making a duvet one feather at a time.

An unlikely way to herd your goose.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #526 on: March 09, 2021, 11:26:29 AM »
With a hearing aid.




An unlikely thing for an audiologist to say
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #527 on: March 09, 2021, 03:09:43 PM »
"I beg your pardon?"

An unlikely reason for sudden onset deafness.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #528 on: March 10, 2021, 10:30:28 AM »
You suddenly realize you've been a therapist too long and have a mental block that won't let you hear another single word.


METAMORPHOSIS


Unlikely reason to forget which game you're playing.
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Re: The Unlikely Game
« Reply #529 on: March 10, 2021, 03:13:09 PM »
Having a brain that works SO FAST it doesn't give your fingers time to catch up.

An unlikely reason to leave your brain to someone in your will.
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