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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2021, 01:57:57 PM »
Dr. No Mask No Service


Really, just wear the damn mask.
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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2021, 08:28:11 PM »
Mask of the Red Death  Self-explanatory, really.

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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2021, 08:41:14 PM »
To Vaccinate a Mocking Bird

Even sarcastic bints get the jab if they have an underlying condition.
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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #33 on: January 11, 2021, 09:58:36 AM »
Breathe and Let Die - Bond tackles a super-spreader

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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2021, 10:31:11 AM »
Whan Harry Didn't Meet Sally

Harry had a temperature so Sally decided it was safer to stay at home and eat cake and practice her fake orgasms.
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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2021, 06:32:00 PM »
Around the Room in Eighty Days


A story of quarantine, social distancing, and personal isolation.

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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #36 on: January 11, 2021, 09:05:50 PM »
The Lonely Bones - another tale of social isolation

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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2021, 07:34:18 AM »
Saturday Night Fever

I told you not to go to that sodding disco, Tony! And please stop singing ' Stayin Alive' in the stupid high pitched falsetto. The neighbours will think you've got your testicles trapped in the pasta maker.
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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #38 on: January 12, 2021, 03:18:47 PM »
The Longest Yard

The tale of the ridiculously wealthy and their estates where being forced to stay home isn't all that bad.
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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2021, 07:32:27 PM »
A Brioche Too Far - Travelling past his local supermarket in order to reach a French bakery earns one foodie a £200 fine.

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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #40 on: January 12, 2021, 08:39:34 PM »
The Life of Pfizer

A boy gets stranded on an island of human eating plants with only a batch of covid vaccine to defend himself.
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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2021, 03:31:30 PM »
Gripes of Wrath

every idiot complains about the inconvenience and discomfort of wearing a mask
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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #42 on: January 13, 2021, 06:54:22 PM »
Far From the Infectious Crowd

You may think you are safe in Wessex but are you?
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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #43 on: January 15, 2021, 10:44:42 PM »
A Fish Called Don't Wanna


the beach in Wessex or elsewhere is simply not safe.
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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #44 on: January 16, 2021, 08:13:32 AM »
Close* Encounters of the Third Kind

*No closer than 2 metres obviously.
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