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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2021, 07:28:28 AM »
The Postman Always Rings Twice before putting your parcel on the doorstep, and taking a photo of it then scampering off out of airborne-particle range.
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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2021, 09:47:38 AM »
The Iceman Cometh - when common prudence dictates staying away.

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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2021, 11:24:18 AM »
The Girl Without a Tattoo

She really really wanted one, but all the tattoo parlours were shut.
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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2021, 03:53:14 PM »
Watership Docked


no one is going anywhere
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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2021, 04:01:35 PM »
Watership Down Clinically Depressed.

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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2021, 08:21:48 PM »
Watership Making the Best of a Difficult Situation - and remembering that we're all in this together, it's a marathon not a sprint, but there's light at the end of the tunnel.  If there are any cliches I've missed, stick them in there yourself.  Somewhere.  Anywhere.

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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2021, 09:16:00 PM »
If there's light at the end of the tunnel it probably some bastard with a torch bringing more problems ;-)

The Eagle Has Landed (And the vultures now have air superiority.)

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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2021, 10:35:16 PM »
Super-spreader Man

Infecting every phone booth in Metropolis.
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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2021, 10:14:44 AM »
If there's a light at the end of the tunnel, it's probably an on-coming train.

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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2021, 11:47:29 AM »
007 - Never Sniff a Stranger

Always good advice, especially for spies, but during a pandemic an even wiser precaution.
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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2021, 10:27:46 PM »
Rocky Road


stay home and eat your ice cream
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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2021, 10:54:52 PM »
One Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest

It spreads like wildfire in asylums.
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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2021, 09:40:32 AM »
Coughin' Road  It wasn't the cough that carried him off, 'twas the coffin they carried him off in.

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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2021, 10:29:19 AM »
Cheers for the mental flashback, Jo.  My Gran used to say that whenever anyone coughed more than a couple of times.  She was from Yorkshire.

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Re: New game: The Time Traveller's Persistent Cough
« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2021, 11:02:29 AM »
The Third Man-flu

The virus is back, and this time it's serious.
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