...at some of the Spam which gets deleted before you see it. Most of it in Russian, even if the address suggests the UAE, or France, or even Mauritius. A quick run through Google Translate has spotted some bizarre oddities amongst the usual enhancements and dodgy medical supplies.
I always disinfect my system after these occasional ventures onto the dark side.
I realise this is shotgun-spread advertising, but even though most writers have wide interests one has to wonder at the logistics of anyone taking up some of these offers.
Such as a contractor, allegedly from Tajikstan offering
Hydro-Dynamic Sewage Pipe Cleaning. He must have one hell of a long hose.
Fresh trout from Karelia. By the time it got here it could probably swim through the door unaided.
Liquid Wallpaper which promised 'seamless application'. I immediately pictured the Mister Bean episode where he painted his flat with an open can of paint and a firework to disperse it evenly ;-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HSlNkoIID4Gyppo
