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Re: Still making it...
« Reply #60 on: November 21, 2020, 02:58:32 PM »
Patti giving instructions to her husband ;-)


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When you try to send an email and you have a typo and get that nasty notice that your email did not, in fact send. Then you have to go back, rewrite the email, and check carefully as you enter the email address one letter at a time, and finally send that sucker. This is the feeling of that second sending - even or maybe especially if the misspelling was your own fault.




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« Reply #61 on: November 21, 2020, 08:31:19 PM »
To be average at doing bar charts.

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« Reply #62 on: November 22, 2020, 02:21:09 PM »
The lazy person' ice cream that is served with their slice of apple pie.

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« Reply #63 on: November 22, 2020, 02:40:35 PM »
A list of gigolos you can order from.  Or not.

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« Reply #64 on: November 22, 2020, 02:56:42 PM »
A man who giggles when confronted with an orifice.

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Re: Still making it...
« Reply #65 on: November 22, 2020, 04:43:56 PM »
A wonderful name for a character who is going to be perpetually shafted by life.  Fred or Susie Orifice, stumbling unwittingly from one crisis to the next.    The sort who wear a cap emblazoned 'Why me, Lord?'  Born to be prank-bait ;-)

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« Reply #66 on: November 23, 2020, 06:03:50 PM »
In the military, the rank of private, that is P-rank






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