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Re: Still making it...
« Reply #420 on: April 17, 2021, 01:14:39 PM »
To foolishly attempt to ride 4 bikes at the same time.

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« Reply #421 on: April 17, 2021, 01:58:51 PM »
Where pharmers go when their horse has pharcy or they need stuff to pharrow a sow - unless it's too phar, of course, in which case they manage with hot water and TCP.

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« Reply #422 on: April 17, 2021, 02:01:58 PM »
minimal swimwear

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« Reply #423 on: April 17, 2021, 02:12:32 PM »
When the coin-in-the-slot meter fails to deliver, you can now get extra electricity over the phone.

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« Reply #424 on: April 18, 2021, 07:12:41 AM »
Where the cops get their patrol cars valeted.

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« Reply #425 on: April 18, 2021, 10:34:25 AM »
One of the more violent members of the trun family of word, especially compared to the gentle and slow moving trundle, but nowhere near lethal as truncate.

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« Reply #426 on: April 29, 2021, 08:03:53 AM »
The result of someone feeling so shitty, they completely tune out.


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« Reply #427 on: April 29, 2021, 09:32:35 AM »
To drown, mumbling happily, in a vat of whisky.

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Re: Still making it...
« Reply #428 on: May 03, 2021, 02:52:25 PM »
Proof (pun intended) that potatoes are the perfect food.




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Re: Still making it...
« Reply #429 on: May 04, 2021, 09:28:40 AM »
Proof (pun intended) that potatoes are the perfect food.

(Of course they are!  Vodka is actually a waste of a good potato.)  POTATO...

A lumpy, rather pallid item with poor skin and tiny sunken eyes - but which, and this is important, does not attempt to get you to vote for him in the local elections.

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Re: Still making it...
« Reply #430 on: May 04, 2021, 02:39:29 PM »
Against the sill, aka a door jamb



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« Reply #431 on: May 04, 2021, 03:45:49 PM »
A truncated gathering of Boy Scouts.   A Jamboree with the 'oree' chopped off.  Presumably a group of masked and socially distanced individuals set up an encampment and cameras and then the scouts have a Zoom-Camp, sat around a Zoom-Fire , cook Zoom-sausages on virtual sticks, and still do that bloody dib-dib-dib, dob-dob-dob bullshit.

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« Reply #432 on: May 05, 2021, 09:37:54 AM »
A monk's cowl.

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« Reply #433 on: May 05, 2021, 10:22:21 AM »
An extremely ugly person with a rampant libido

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Re: Still making it...
« Reply #434 on: May 05, 2021, 02:36:18 PM »
Someone who likes pretty much all music, even marching bands.

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