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Gyppo
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I've been writing ever since I realised I could.
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The man with the most powerful binoculars or telescope.
DROMEDARY
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Jo Bannister
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If this was easy, anyone could do it
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Ice-creams and hot chocolate sold in an auditorium. Oh yes: and Camel cigarettes.
AUDIBLE
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Spell Chick
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Choose well
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Capable of driving and Audi without looking like a total ass.
SNOOTY
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Jo Bannister
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If this was easy, anyone could do it
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Over-endowed in the nasal department; cf anteater, aardvark, proboscis monkey, and Concorde.
CONCORD
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Gyppo
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I've been writing ever since I realised I could.
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Strong and smooth string, formed into a noose with which prisoners commit suicide.
ILLUSTRATED
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Jo Bannister
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If this was easy, anyone could do it
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When someone in America is sufficiently unwell to quality for reduced property tax. No doubt because the government expects to get it back, with interest, as soon as you die.
PROPERTY
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Spell Chick
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When Jim Bob of the backwoods of Georgia really, really likes the purty girls.
ESPLANADE
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Mark Hoffmann
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A Spanish fizzy drink.
SPUMANTE
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Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.
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Spell Chick
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Greek Superman
OLYPIAN
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Dylan di Vilde
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it rhymes with chilled
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An athlete who lives a happy and fulfilling life despite being born without an M.
TORTILLA
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Mark Hoffmann
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The bloke who introduced Mexican food to Germany. Tortilla the Hun.
SCHNITZEL
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Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.
The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
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Jo Bannister
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If this was easy, anyone could do it
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Schnozzol Durante's younger brother.
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Mark Hoffmann
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To murder a drummer by smothering him with a cushion as he sleeps.
BONGO
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Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.
The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087ZN6L6V
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DGSquared
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May the farce be with you.
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The immediate failure of that glue we've all come to know as, Bondo.
CACOPHONY
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The last sound you hear as covid finishes off the residents of California.
HACKING
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Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.
The Severed Hands of Oliver Olivovich
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B087SLGLSL
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