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Re: Still making it...
« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2020, 01:15:14 PM »
The man with the most powerful binoculars or telescope.

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« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2020, 02:18:21 PM »
Ice-creams and hot chocolate sold in an auditorium.  Oh yes: and Camel cigarettes.

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« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2020, 02:35:41 PM »
Capable of driving and Audi without looking like a total ass.




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« Reply #33 on: November 11, 2020, 09:19:43 AM »
Over-endowed in the nasal department; cf anteater, aardvark, proboscis monkey, and Concorde.

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« Reply #34 on: November 11, 2020, 09:38:22 AM »
Strong and smooth string, formed into a noose with which prisoners commit suicide.

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« Reply #35 on: November 11, 2020, 02:40:41 PM »
When someone in America is sufficiently unwell to quality for reduced property tax.  No doubt because the government expects to get it back, with interest, as soon as you die.

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« Reply #36 on: November 12, 2020, 02:25:04 PM »
When Jim Bob of the backwoods of Georgia really, really likes the purty girls.




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« Reply #37 on: November 13, 2020, 07:46:48 AM »
A Spanish fizzy drink.

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« Reply #38 on: November 13, 2020, 02:13:55 PM »
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« Reply #39 on: November 13, 2020, 02:28:14 PM »
An athlete who lives a happy and fulfilling life despite being born without an M.

       
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« Reply #40 on: November 13, 2020, 05:10:38 PM »
The bloke who introduced Mexican food to Germany. Tortilla the Hun.

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« Reply #41 on: November 13, 2020, 09:22:08 PM »
Schnozzol Durante's younger brother.

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« Reply #42 on: November 13, 2020, 09:44:52 PM »
To murder a drummer by smothering him with a cushion as he sleeps.

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« Reply #43 on: November 14, 2020, 08:23:36 AM »
The immediate failure of that glue we've all come to know as, Bondo.



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« Reply #44 on: November 14, 2020, 09:08:53 AM »
The last sound you hear as covid finishes off the residents of California.

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