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Dylan di Vilde

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You’re Welcome
« on: March 04, 2020, 01:55:00 PM »

If winters are warmer well, that’s down to me -
for I run over bikes with my SUV,
I put bottles and tins
in the wrong colour bins
and then just for fun,
burn coal by the ton.

My unnecessary drives
save pensioners’ lives -
cutting broken hips
from frosty slips,
wintery chills
and energy bills.
But please - no applause,
it’s for a good cause.

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Re: You’re Welcome
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2020, 04:13:05 PM »
Love it, Dylan!  We should all be striving to be as un-PC as possible.  Leave the treadmill for the machines.