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« Reply #1155 on: September 13, 2020, 11:13:43 AM »
She returned in a positive mood
having eaten a ton of great food
such as porkless pork pies
and curried sheep's eyes
while wearing a leopard-skin snood.
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« Reply #1156 on: September 15, 2020, 09:45:20 AM »
The leopard was left feeling chilly
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« Reply #1157 on: September 15, 2020, 10:43:08 AM »
The leopard was left feeling chilly
when an icicle formed on his willy.
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« Reply #1158 on: September 15, 2020, 01:54:41 PM »
The leopard was left feeling chilly
when an icicle formed on his willy.
He heard of cold women
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« Reply #1159 on: September 15, 2020, 02:26:26 PM »
The leopard was left feeling chilly
when an icicle formed on his willy.
He heard of cold women
and stalked them whilst swimmin’
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« Reply #1160 on: September 15, 2020, 03:23:04 PM »
The leopard was left feeling chilly
when an icicle formed on his willy.
He heard of cold women
and stalked them whilst swimmin’
and wolf-whistling loudly and shrilly.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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« Reply #1161 on: September 16, 2020, 05:57:14 AM »
Kitty's whistle was really off key
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« Reply #1162 on: September 16, 2020, 07:38:48 AM »
Kitty's whistle was really off key
and he desperately needed to pee
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« Reply #1163 on: September 16, 2020, 08:48:01 AM »
Kitty's whistle was really off key
and he desperately needed to pee    
The ocean was blue
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« Reply #1164 on: September 16, 2020, 10:25:57 AM »
Kitty's whistle was really off key
and he desperately needed to pee   
The ocean was blue
like a lonely suede shoe
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« Reply #1165 on: September 16, 2020, 11:06:23 AM »
Kitty's whistle was really off key
and he desperately needed to pee   
The ocean was blue
like a lonely suede shoe
but where could the soothsayer be?
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« Reply #1166 on: September 16, 2020, 11:20:57 AM »
While the soothsayer slept in a ditch
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #1167 on: September 16, 2020, 12:39:43 PM »
While the soothsayer slept in a ditch
in the arms of fiery young witch

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« Reply #1168 on: September 16, 2020, 01:21:27 PM »
While the soothsayer slept in a ditch
in the arms of a fiery young witch
his pants caught alight
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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« Reply #1169 on: September 16, 2020, 01:41:50 PM »
While the soothsayer slept in a ditch
in the arms of a fiery young witch
his pants caught alight
(he’d been smoking all night)
Read more of my poems in my new book - Rescued from Oblivion.  Available now at https://www.feedaread.com/profiles/10661/