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There once was a lady named Kitty
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2018, 11:15:11 AM »

There once was a lady named Kitty
who had an enourmous clitty

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2018, 12:34:47 PM »
There once was a lady named Kitty
who had an enourmous clitty.
It was purple and round,
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2018, 03:13:16 PM »
There once was a lady named Kitty
who had an enourmous clitty.
It was purple and round,
So easily found
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2018, 03:22:06 PM »
There once was a lady named Kitty
who had an enourmous clitty.
It was purple and round,
so easily found,
between flaps that were also quite pretty.

Then one day Kitty moved to the city
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2018, 11:31:38 PM »
Then one day Kitty moved to the city
Working hard on a council committee
Don't take life too seriously, none of us get out of it alive

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2018, 09:28:50 AM »
Then one day Kitty moved to the city
Working hard on a council committee.
And there she met Mick
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2018, 09:30:50 AM »
Then one day Kitty moved to the city
Working hard on a council committee.
And there she met Mick
Who had a great stick
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2018, 09:43:09 AM »
Then one day Kitty moved to the city
working hard on a council committee.
And there she met Mick
who had a great stick -
shaped knob which he rubbed on her titty.

A handsome young postman called Neil
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2018, 10:06:08 AM »
A handsome young postman called Neil
Had a terrible blister on his heel
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2018, 10:14:20 AM »
A handsome young postman called Neil
Had a terrible blister on his heel.
One more on his thumb
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2018, 10:17:42 AM »
A handsome young postman called Neil
Had a terrible blister on his heel.
One more on his thumb
which made him quite glum
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2018, 09:10:09 AM »
A handsome young postman called Neil
Had a terrible blister on his heel.
One more on his thumb
which made him quite glum
and ruined his charming appeal



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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2018, 09:23:36 AM »
He delivered some sensitive mail
Wrapped in brown paper for Old Man Dale
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2018, 11:12:33 AM »
He delivered some sensitive mail
Wrapped in brown paper for Old Man Dale
The postage was sticky
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb