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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #60 on: January 20, 2018, 02:12:49 PM »
A Mongolian miner named Paul
in Mongolia mined bugger all
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #61 on: January 20, 2018, 08:01:56 PM »

A Mongolian miner named Paul
in Mongolia mined bugger all
But one day he struck
Don't take life too seriously, none of us get out of it alive

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #62 on: January 20, 2018, 10:08:42 PM »
A Mongolian miner named Paul
in Mongolia mined bugger all
But one day he struck
(due to nothing but luck)
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #63 on: January 21, 2018, 06:07:13 AM »
A Mongolian miner named Paul
in Mongolia mined bugger all
But one day he struck
(due to nothing but luck)
an ancient Mongolian mall.

There was an old man from Darjeeling

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #64 on: January 21, 2018, 07:44:24 AM »
There was an old man from Darjeeling
whose woman would never stop squealing
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #65 on: January 21, 2018, 08:30:01 AM »
There was an old man from Darjeeling
whose woman would never stop squealing.
If he tickled her clit
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #66 on: January 24, 2018, 09:48:57 AM »
There was an old man from Darjeeling
whose woman would never stop squealing.
If he tickled her clit
She'd shriek "Don't you quit!"
Don't take life too seriously, none of us get out of it alive

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #67 on: January 24, 2018, 10:31:42 AM »
There was an old man from Darjeeling
whose woman would never stop squealing.
If he tickled her clit
She'd shriek "Don't you quit!"
As she looked up at the mirrored ceiling

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #68 on: January 24, 2018, 05:42:37 PM »
At the goldfish enthusiast's club
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #69 on: January 24, 2018, 06:11:44 PM »
At the goldfish enthusiast's club
You can find varied species to rub

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #70 on: January 24, 2018, 06:19:10 PM »
At the goldfish enthusiast's club
You can find varied species to rub
with a nice olive oil
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #71 on: January 24, 2018, 07:30:02 PM »
At the goldfish enthusiast's club
You can find varied species to rub
with a nice olive oil
and minimal toil

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #72 on: January 24, 2018, 11:07:10 PM »
At the goldfish enthusiast's club
You can find varied species to rub
with a nice olive oil
and minimal toil -
far more fun that a pint down the pub.

A boy scout was tying a knot


Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #73 on: January 25, 2018, 05:47:21 AM »
A boy scout was tying a knot
on a hammock with cords of dry rot
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #74 on: January 28, 2018, 10:00:10 AM »
A boy scout was tying a knot
on a hammock with cords of dry rot
when his woggle got stuck
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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