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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #45 on: January 17, 2018, 10:21:00 AM »
With strumpets you must bare in mind
that it's best to approach from behind
but(t) buyer beware
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #46 on: January 17, 2018, 10:33:45 AM »
With strumpets you must bare in mind
that it's best to approach from behind
but(t) buyer beware
if you spot ginger hair
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #47 on: January 17, 2018, 10:27:30 PM »
With strumpets you must bare in mind
that it's best to approach from behind
but(t) buyer beware
if you spot ginger hair
She's bound to be the crazy kind

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #48 on: January 17, 2018, 10:50:49 PM »
There was an old man from Waterloo
who hid in the bushes to poo
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #49 on: January 17, 2018, 11:06:16 PM »
There was an old man from Waterloo
who hid in the bushes to poo.
So with buttocks apart
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #50 on: January 18, 2018, 01:38:58 AM »
There was an old man from Waterloo
who hid in the bushes to poo.
So with buttocks apart
He ripped off a great fart
Don't take life too seriously, none of us get out of it alive

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #51 on: January 18, 2018, 03:51:24 AM »
There was an old man from Waterloo
who hid in the bushes to poo.
So with buttocks apart
He ripped off a great fart
But sadly did not follow through.


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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #52 on: January 18, 2018, 04:03:50 AM »
There once was a gerbil from Fyfe
Who found himself in lots of strife
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #53 on: January 18, 2018, 05:55:36 AM »
There once was a gerbil from Fyfe
Who found himself in lots of strife
just spinning his wheels
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #54 on: January 18, 2018, 06:40:48 AM »

There once was a gerbil from Fyfe
Who found himself in lots of strife
just spinning his wheels
And clicking his heels
Don't take life too seriously, none of us get out of it alive

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #55 on: January 18, 2018, 07:50:36 AM »
There once was a gerbil from Fyfe
Who found himself in lots of strife
just spinning his wheels
And clicking his heels -
jockish gerbil depression is rife.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #56 on: January 19, 2018, 09:12:19 AM »
An Arabian prince with a grudge
whose bad habit it was to misjudge
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #57 on: January 19, 2018, 09:39:56 AM »
An Arabian prince with a grudge
whose bad habit it was to misjudge
entered the formula one
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #58 on: January 19, 2018, 03:15:17 PM »
An Arabian prince with a grudge
whose bad habit it was to misjudge
entered the formula one
on the back of a nun 
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #59 on: January 20, 2018, 01:42:05 PM »
An Arabian prince with a grudge
whose bad habit it was to misjudge
entered the formula one
on the back of a nun
and now had a bad habit of fudge


A Mongolian miner named Paul


"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb