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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2018, 08:49:19 AM »
A hipster (with beard) from Poole
Sat down on a purple toad stool
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« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2018, 08:57:57 AM »
A hipster (with beard) from Poole
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2018, 09:06:46 AM »
A hipster (with beard) from Poole
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then unbuttoned his frock
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2018, 12:54:27 PM »
A hipster (with beard) from Poole
Sat down on a purple toad stool
then unbuttoned his frock
And got out his new Glock
with rust that was caused from his drool


He discovered the trigger was stuck
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2018, 01:16:42 PM »
He discovered the trigger was stuck
After sitting in all of this muck
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #35 on: January 14, 2018, 01:24:46 PM »
He discovered the trigger was stuck
After sitting in all of this muck
So he went to the shop
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #36 on: January 14, 2018, 06:20:34 PM »
He discovered the trigger was stuck
After sitting in all of this muck
So he went to the shop,
bought a bottle of pop,
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #37 on: January 14, 2018, 07:08:25 PM »
He discovered the trigger was stuck
After sitting in all of this muck
So he went to the shop,
bought a bottle of pop,
and drank it all in his truck.
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #38 on: January 14, 2018, 07:40:11 PM »
Singer, You get the honour of starting a new one, when you write L5.
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #39 on: January 14, 2018, 07:47:55 PM »
Quote from: Mark Hoffmann on January 14, 2018, 07:40:11 PM
Singer, You get the honour of starting a new one, when you write L5.

Nice!

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #40 on: January 14, 2018, 07:51:34 PM »
A castrato once outsang a trumpet
after scolding his arse on a crumpet
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #41 on: January 15, 2018, 12:00:06 PM »
A castrato once outsang a trumpet
after scolding his arse on a crumpet
the lemon curd stung
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #42 on: January 15, 2018, 01:02:17 PM »
A castrato once outsang a trumpet
after scolding his arse on a crumpet
the lemon curd stung
like citrusy dung   
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #43 on: January 15, 2018, 04:06:19 PM »
A castrato once outsang a trumpet
after scolding his arse on a crumpet
the lemon curd stung
like citrusy dung   
stuck fast to the backside of a strumpet



With strumpets you must bare in mind
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #44 on: January 15, 2018, 05:45:02 PM »
With strumpets you must bare in mind
that it's best to approach from behind 
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