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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #1500 on: January 16, 2021, 08:42:07 AM »
Stanley and Gramps held a lit seance
and reached a gregarious ponce
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« Reply #1501 on: January 17, 2021, 07:38:56 AM »
Stanley and Gramps held a lit seance
and reached a gregarious ponce
while Stanley was graced
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

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« Reply #1502 on: January 17, 2021, 07:47:22 AM »
Stanley and Gramps held a lit seance
and reached a gregarious ponce
while Stanley was graced
Gramps got shit-faced
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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« Reply #1503 on: January 17, 2021, 07:46:09 PM »
Stanley and Gramps held a lit seance
and reached a gregarious ponce
while Stanley was graced
Gramps got shit-faced.
I feel that I have to say... Fleance
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« Reply #1504 on: January 17, 2021, 09:07:55 PM »
A bastard from Glasgow called Jake
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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« Reply #1505 on: January 17, 2021, 09:57:10 PM »
A bastard from Glasgow called Jake
was caught sodomising a Hake

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« Reply #1506 on: January 18, 2021, 07:24:12 AM »
A bastard from Glasgow called Jake
was caught sodomising a Hake.
In court he declared
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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« Reply #1507 on: January 18, 2021, 10:43:05 AM »
A bastard from Glasgow called Jake
was caught sodomising a Hake.
In court he declared
that their love had been shared

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« Reply #1508 on: January 18, 2021, 11:02:14 AM »
A bastard from Glasgow called Jake
was caught sodomising a Hake.
In court he declared
that their love had been shared
since they’d met on the shore of the lake.
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #1509 on: January 21, 2021, 03:01:16 PM »
Up the creek with no paddle, poor Bob
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« Reply #1510 on: January 21, 2021, 04:03:57 PM »
Up the creek with no paddle, poor Bob -
an overweight, drink sodden slob
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« Reply #1511 on: January 21, 2021, 08:14:52 PM »
Up the creek with no paddle, poor Bob -
an overweight, drink sodden slob
"You know me so well,"
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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« Reply #1512 on: January 22, 2021, 07:15:11 AM »
Up the creek with no paddle, poor Bob -
an overweight, drink sodden slob
"You know me so well,
hemorrhoids to Hell."
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

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« Reply #1513 on: January 23, 2021, 02:39:28 PM »
Up the creek with no paddle, poor Bob -
an overweight, drink sodden slob
"You know me so well,
hemorrhoids to Hell."
With an outhouse and a corn cob
Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #1514 on: February 20, 2021, 10:47:45 AM »
Jim's outhouse was shiny and new
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

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