Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)

[Dansinger]

He delivered some sensitive mail
Wrapped in brown paper for Old Man Dale
The postage was sticky
The recipient picky

[DAnuchan]

He delivered some sensitive mail
Wrapped in brown paper for Old Man Dale
The postage was sticky
The recipient picky
And Dale inflated a female.


My nickname is Orange, you see.

[Mark Hoffmann]

My nickname is Orange, you see.
It's because of the hue of my wee

[DGSquared]

My nickname is Orange, you see.
It's because of the hue of my wee
My ego is grand

[Dansinger]

My nickname is Orange, you see.
It's because of the hue of my wee
My ego is grand
Unlike my grabby little hand

[Mark Hoffmann]

My nickname is Orange, you see.
It's because of the hue of my wee
My ego is grand
Unlike my grabby little hand
or my brain, which is simply a pea.

A juggler of kittens called Mat

[DAnuchan]

A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat

[Mark Hoffmann]

A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat
in downtown LA

[DAnuchan]

A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat
in downtown LA
on a bright summer day

[Mark Hoffmann]

A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat
in downtown LA
on a bright summer day
bought a kitten-skin fez. What a twat!

A hipster (with beard) from Poole

[Dansinger]

A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat
Fell down a few steps

[Firefly]

We have a whoopsie 

[Mark Hoffmann]

Fly

The full quote is of course:

Betty, the cat did a whoopsie on the carpet.

Mark

[Mark Hoffmann]

A hipster (with beard) from Poole

[Dansinger]

We have a whoopsie 

Drat! That's what happens when you go out playing before you've had your morning cuppa.