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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2018, 03:19:39 PM »
He delivered some sensitive mail
Wrapped in brown paper for Old Man Dale
The postage was sticky
The recipient picky
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« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2018, 04:02:51 PM »
He delivered some sensitive mail
Wrapped in brown paper for Old Man Dale
The postage was sticky
The recipient picky
And Dale inflated a female.


My nickname is Orange, you see.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2018, 05:56:21 PM »
My nickname is Orange, you see.
It's because of the hue of my wee
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2018, 11:46:17 AM »
My nickname is Orange, you see.
It's because of the hue of my wee
My ego is grand
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2018, 11:47:38 AM »
My nickname is Orange, you see.
It's because of the hue of my wee
My ego is grand
Unlike my grabby little hand
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2018, 10:09:25 PM »
My nickname is Orange, you see.
It's because of the hue of my wee
My ego is grand
Unlike my grabby little hand
or my brain, which is simply a pea.

A juggler of kittens called Mat

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2018, 10:11:42 PM »
A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat


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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2018, 10:15:21 PM »
A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat
in downtown LA
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2018, 10:17:13 PM »
A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat
in downtown LA
on a bright summer day

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2018, 08:25:15 AM »
A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat
in downtown LA
on a bright summer day
bought a kitten-skin fez. What a twat!

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2018, 08:25:46 AM »
A juggler of kittens called Mat
When street-shopping for a new hat
Fell down a few steps
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2018, 08:26:45 AM »
We have a whoopsie  ;D
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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2018, 08:28:56 AM »
Fly

The full quote is of course:
Quote
Betty, the cat did a whoopsie on the carpet.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2018, 08:29:18 AM »
A hipster (with beard) from Poole
Writing humour is the hardest thing since sliced bread.

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Re: Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2018, 08:48:19 AM »
We have a whoopsie  ;D

Drat! That's what happens when you go out playing before you've had your morning cuppa.  :-[
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