Anapaestic interchanges of the trimetric kind (strictly adults only)

[Mark Hoffmann]

There once was a lady named Kitty

[Vienna]

There once was a lady named Kitty
who had an enourmous clitty

[Mark Hoffmann]

There once was a lady named Kitty
who had an enourmous clitty.
It was purple and round,

[Spell Chick]

There once was a lady named Kitty
who had an enourmous clitty.
It was purple and round,
So easily found

[Mark Hoffmann]

There once was a lady named Kitty
who had an enourmous clitty.
It was purple and round,
so easily found,
between flaps that were also quite pretty.

Then one day Kitty moved to the city

[Firefly]

Then one day Kitty moved to the city
Working hard on a council committee

[Mark Hoffmann]

Then one day Kitty moved to the city
Working hard on a council committee.
And there she met Mick

[Dansinger]

Then one day Kitty moved to the city
Working hard on a council committee.
And there she met Mick
Who had a great stick

[Mark Hoffmann]

Then one day Kitty moved to the city
working hard on a council committee.
And there she met Mick
who had a great stick -
shaped knob which he rubbed on her titty.

A handsome young postman called Neil

[Dansinger]

A handsome young postman called Neil
Had a terrible blister on his heel

[Mark Hoffmann]

A handsome young postman called Neil
Had a terrible blister on his heel.
One more on his thumb

[Dansinger]

A handsome young postman called Neil
Had a terrible blister on his heel.
One more on his thumb
which made him quite glum

[DGSquared]

A handsome young postman called Neil
Had a terrible blister on his heel.
One more on his thumb
which made him quite glum
and ruined his charming appeal



He delivered some sensitive mail

[Firefly]

He delivered some sensitive mail
Wrapped in brown paper for Old Man Dale

[DGSquared]

He delivered some sensitive mail
Wrapped in brown paper for Old Man Dale
The postage was sticky