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Mark Hoffmann

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Trip Advisor
« on: January 03, 2018, 09:32:07 PM »
Trip advisor

My advice:
Don't stop and glare
and blame the hitch
like it was sentient
and waiting to get ya.

My advice:
Don't brazen it out
as if waking with a foot
strapped to your arse
is your normal gait.

My advice:
If you do fall
then do it well. Tuck a shoulder
forward roll
end with a flourish
     star jump.
          TADA.

My advice (five stars):
Pick your bloody feet up.
« Last Edit: January 27, 2018, 09:42:59 AM by Mark Hoffmann »
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Re: Trip Advisor
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2018, 09:36:16 PM »
Great advice.

And not so hard to do once you've got the hang of it.
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Re: Trip Advisor
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2018, 06:46:38 PM »
Mark H, star observer of human behavior. I admit I still am inclined, when I trip, to look back accusingly at the tree root that made me do it. Fun observation.

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Re: Trip Advisor
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2018, 09:13:24 AM »
 ;D from my part of the woods, we say it this way. If an old man trips, he looks back to see how he had come while a foolish youngster rushes ahead.....and possibly trips again.
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Re: Trip Advisor
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2018, 10:34:04 PM »
I'd skip the star jump, but the roll is good ;-)  This advice is for life in general, not the construction of the poem.

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