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DGSquared

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It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day
« on: September 20, 2019, 07:53:34 AM »
Arg! Me gots a late start.

Aye me maties. 


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No one says you have to talk like an intelligent pirate.
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Re: It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2019, 09:57:26 AM »
Hand over your oil tanker or I'll blow your brains out with my AK-47.
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Re: It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2019, 04:38:07 PM »
I realised what day it was when I saw the woman with the simply huge enormous gigantic bum down town earlier.

I had to fight an almost overwhelming urge to give it a slap as I overtook her and shout out "Avast behind."
« Last Edit: September 26, 2019, 09:09:13 AM by Gyppo »

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Re: It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2019, 03:38:14 AM »
 ;D
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

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